BBQ Rules

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We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert ..
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.


Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.


And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women

11 comments:

LLnL said...

Yes! You have it down to a science.

Thuy said...

haha could it actually be this way :S

Amusing Bunni said...

These rules might be for the average woman, but the Bunni has her own rules!
1) Find another woman to do all of the above and just show up with a six pack and dessert!

2) Go to a nice buffet that has ribs and steaks and chicken and eat until I pass out.

Enjoy your food, everyone...wow that reminds me, I'm hungry and gotta go eat lunch ;-)

LazyKing said...

@LLnL, I knew you would approve

@Thuy, last summer my friends and I went to the park to have a little pic-nic. At the end I was the hero because I told everybody to come and I brought the food. But I didnt prepare anything, the girls did. hehe

@Amusing Bunni, your rules are hilarious. You rock!!

BlackSnow said...

:)) funny,and true

FreakSmack said...

Wow that's not the way it works with me and my friends at all. Yes, a woman does the dishes but that's it. only two rules
no salad
no desert
and oh yeah the beer is in a cooler next to the grill/smoker

AD said...

Well done.

I shall pass this on to future generations.
:)

Bombchell said...

hmmm i must have slept through that class!

CTVicky said...

LOL hilarious stuff! :D

Dutch donut girl said...

So very true. You can't live with them however you certainly can't live without them. Men, I mean.

cybeel said...

Lazy King you stole my heart :) haa haaa

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