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The Washington Post asked his readers to write a tw0-line rhyme with the most romantic first line and the least romantic second line.

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell'

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

One word: genius
The valentines post are great. Well done

MCCATTC said...

awww haha thats soooo funny!

Anonymous said...

hilarious!

Anonymous said...

trop bien, ca m'a tué de rire
well done!!!
ack

LazyKing said...

thank u thank u thank u.
I hope I made your V.day a little less boring

bcool said...

lol funnny nice

mika said...

haha this is bad

Anonymous said...

I love you with all my heart and soul, why did I help you put a hole in them both?

d4ve said...

brilliant !

Anonymous said...

LMFAO

Anonymous said...

Without you, my life would be hell,
But compared to this misery, that would be swell.

Anonymous said...

Baby girl, your body's a hit...
That's what I said five years ago; now you look like shit.

Anonymous said...

You are my sunshine, my light in the dark,
But lately you've just lost your spark.

Anonymous said...

Looking at you, you're the hottest I see,
But considering everyone else, you're pretty ugly.

Anonymous said...

May I repost this?

Anonymous said...

My sunshine, my angel, my dearest lover
You made me wanna smash your face with a heavy hammer xD

Anonymous said...

that was stupid....you should have said:


My Sunshine, my angel, my dearest lover
I must tell you I slept with your mother

Anonymous said...

You're my baby mistress, Im ur papa mister.
Get out of the way so I can fuck ur sister.

bill said...

I love you my dear wonderful man.
Ur brother fucked me while on the can.

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