Finally...

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I hate blonde jokes but this one got me LMAO non-stop. Enjoy!

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.Justify Full
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'



She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'

21 comments:

kavita said...

One intelligent blonde!!!i am still grinning.

Saadi said...

Hahaha....finally one for the blondes!!!
Glad to see a post from u Lazyking!

suZen said...

LOL! Always glad I'm not a blonde! "They" make up stupid jokes for them but rarely take on redheads!

Christine said...

lol...you're crazy and the blonde's smart

BlackSnow said...

oh lol=))welcome back:))

cybeel said...

haaa haaaa haaa That's perfect :)
AND YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!Oh laa laa

Ocean Girl said...

Don't you think Finally is a brilliant name for a boat? I do.

Taschima Cullen said...

HAhahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Aswani said...

Hahahaha..nice one. Blonde with the Best :)

Thuy said...

hahahaha x'D made my day!!!

Bakkanekko said...

hahaha, smart blonde xDDD
long time no seeing you posting :"D

Harlem's A Hatin said...

I love this blonde joke! That is sooooo hilarious!

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chubskulit said...

Hahahahhaha so you attracted the firefly lol!

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Dutch donut girl said...

Lol, hahaha... smart cookie :)

Snake Charmer said...

LMFAO omg that was awesome

Amusing Bunni said...

Lazy King! Where you been....FUNNY as heck punch line.

If you really want to laugh your ass off, check out the video post I just did. No political references at all! Happy Friday, and don't party too hard, or you'll end up like him

RennyBA's Terella said...

I do agree; this was a different and then a good one - thanks for sharing!

Btw: Sorry I have not been around that much lately. I've been working hard to find a way so that we can meet and now I am so excited since I can announce the Oslo Blog Gathering 2010! I hope you would like to join us and also encourage your readers to concider it too!

Manju said...

Lazyyyyyyyyking, just passing by to say hi ^^
where are you??? you're not posting anymore :(

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

KJHIgmnfbbiu ... sorry it's too dark to get this done right HGYUJBCKmgjvvHJ

Clarence said...

Hi, soooo glad I found your site. Incredible. will tell others about your work. keep it going.

G said...

LOL! I honestly dislike blonde/American jokes because I don't get them!!! But this one is special because it finally made me laugh!! :D

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