I hate blonde jokes but this one got me LMAO non-stop. Enjoy!
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'
She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'
She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'
21 comments:
One intelligent blonde!!!i am still grinning.
Hahaha....finally one for the blondes!!!
Glad to see a post from u Lazyking!
LOL! Always glad I'm not a blonde! "They" make up stupid jokes for them but rarely take on redheads!
lol...you're crazy and the blonde's smart
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haaa haaaa haaa That's perfect :)
AND YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!Oh laa laa
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HAhahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Hahahaha..nice one. Blonde with the Best :)
hahahaha x'D made my day!!!
hahaha, smart blonde xDDD
long time no seeing you posting :"D
I love this blonde joke! That is sooooo hilarious!
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Lol, hahaha... smart cookie :)
LMFAO omg that was awesome
Lazy King! Where you been....FUNNY as heck punch line.
If you really want to laugh your ass off, check out the video post I just did. No political references at all! Happy Friday, and don't party too hard, or you'll end up like him
I do agree; this was a different and then a good one - thanks for sharing!
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Lazyyyyyyyyking, just passing by to say hi ^^
where are you??? you're not posting anymore :(
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Hi, soooo glad I found your site. Incredible. will tell others about your work. keep it going.
LOL! I honestly dislike blonde/American jokes because I don't get them!!! But this one is special because it finally made me laugh!! :D
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