Internet Junkie

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This brings the LOLs.


1.You want to make coffee and find the coffee-maker machine is turned off. So you ask your roommate, “Why is the coffee-maker offline?”

2.You are thinking you need to “upload” the clothes on the washing machine before you go to work…. so you can “download” them when you’re back and “upload” them to the dryer.

3. You schedule the “defragmentation” of your clothes closet for the weekend.

4. You tell your roommate its his turn to clean and “scan” the refrigerator for any item that has “expired its session” and throw it in the “recycle bin”.

5.Your roommate asks why are you kicking the 10-year old vacuum cleaner and you answer, “This stupid thing won’t reboot!”

6. You are thinking you need a total kitchen “upgrade” and the “Beta” version of your old bathroom.

7. You look at the mirror and makes faces to see if you can mimic your favorite emoticons.

8. You put up a sign on your bedroom door that says: ” Sleep mode in progress… please wait.”

9. When a new friend who asks to use your bathroom holler, “Which is the light switch for the toilet?” You holler back, “Right click on the left button!”.

10. You think your normal regular life is interfering with your online living… and you must certainly do something about it.

11. You resign from work so you can think, breathe and live Internet.

12.You look at the mirror and makes faces to see if you can mimic your favorite emoticons.

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