* Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
* Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
* We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!
* Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
* A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
* If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
* If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!
* The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends
* ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
* If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
* If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Women's rules...coming soon!