Women Rules

After the men rules, the women rules are finally here.
For the guys,

• The female always makes the rules
• The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
• No male can possibly know all the rules.
• If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
• The female is never wrong.
• If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
• The female may change her mind at any time.
• The male is expected to mind read at all times.
• The female is ready when she is ready.
• The male must be ready at all time.
• When crying occurs you caused it and should fix it. Perfect time for a gift.
• The toilet seat prefers to be down. Gravity; any questions?
• When we ask if we are fat, we are looking for a "NO I love you just the way you are" answer.
• Shopping is not a sport, it's an adventure.
• Wearing the same clothes because they are on top of the pile is not acceptable.
• If we had enough clothes or shoes then why are there so many stores?
• Yes and No are not answers, you are not on trial and we are not your attorney.