After the men rules, the women rules are finally here.
For the guys,
  • The female always makes the rules
  • The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
  • No male can possibly know all the rules.
  • If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
  • The female is never wrong.
  • If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
  • The female may change her mind at any time.
  • The male is expected to mind read at all times.
  • The female is ready when she is ready.
  • The male must be ready at all time.
  • When crying occurs you caused it and should fix it. Perfect time for a gift.
  • The toilet seat prefers to be down. Gravity; any questions?
  • When we ask if we are fat, we are looking for a "NO I love you just the way you are" answer.
  • Shopping is not a sport, it's an adventure.
  • Wearing the same clothes because they are on top of the pile is not acceptable.
  • If we had enough clothes or shoes then why are there so many stores?
  • Yes and No are not answers, you are not on trial and we are not your attorney.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahha, like it!

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