Why do doctors leave the room when you get undressed? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
Why does lemonade have artificial flavoring but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why can't women put on their mascara with their eyes closed?
Why do banks charge a fee for "non-sufficient funds" when they know you don't have enough money?
Why isn't anything in Wal-Mart free yet, if they're lowering prices every day?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath is in the bottle, the bubbles are always white?
Why do they call it a building when it's already built?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat has materialized?
Why aren't there father-in-law jokes?