- We got off the Titanic first.
- Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
- We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
- Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
- Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
- We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
- We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
- New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
- We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
- We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
- We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
- If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
- We have the ability to dress ourselves.
- We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
- Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
- There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
- We'll never regret piercing our ears.
- We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
- We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions
For Dima
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Perfect haaa haa :P
LOL!
"We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay."
I think men are so funny; they have a huge list of can't dos cause it makes them "gay".
I love being a girl.
Advantage of being a guy: I can spell the word advantages.
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