For Dima
  • We got off the Titanic first.
  • Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
  • We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
  • Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
  • Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
  • We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
  • We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
  • New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
  • We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
  • We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
  • We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
  • If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
  • We have the ability to dress ourselves.
  • We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
  • Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
  • There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
  • We'll never regret piercing our ears.
  • We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
  • We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions

3 comments:

cybeel said...

Perfect haaa haa :P

LLnL said...

LOL!

"We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay."

I think men are so funny; they have a huge list of can't dos cause it makes them "gay".

I love being a girl.

Anonymous said...

Advantage of being a guy: I can spell the word advantages.

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