Things not to say during sex

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Everybody looks funny naked!

Did I mention the video camera?

Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?

(in the Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!

On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

When is this supposed to feel good?

I wish we got the Playboy channel...

Did I tell you my Aunt Jane died in this bed?

No, really... I do this part better myself!

This would be more fun with a few more people...

You're almost as good as my ex!

Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?

You look younger than you feel

Perhaps you're just out of practice

5 comments:

LLnL said...

A lot of fun. They were all good- in a bad way.

RafaRR said...

hahah very funny, you should add "what´s for dinner" and "hurry up we need to go to church".
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Hippoleetoe said...

Aw :[ lol
That would be sooo sad to hear !

LazyKing said...

haha that's really funny

LLnL said...

"... I'm only tall, funny and SINGLE. Now I know why I'm single..." Good one LazyKing.

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