Pizza order

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Coolest ways to have fun ordering your pizza!
  • Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
  • Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
  • Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
  • Ask them if you get a free date with one of the staff if you make an order over $30.
  • Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
  • Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
  • Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
  • Ask what the order taker is wearing.
  • If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
  • Imitate the order taker's voice.
  • Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
  • Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
  • Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
  • Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."


Nadine said...

I'm sharing this with my friends, so much fun ahead!!

LLnL said...


I love this, your rock LazyKing.

"Ask if the pizza is organically grown." HAHAHAHa, the whole pizza?

Ravi said...

really funny!

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