Longue distance break-up

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A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home.
It reads as follows:

Dear Matt,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too penible. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
Amanda


... The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Amanda, Matt included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Amanda,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Matt

9 comments:

Thuy said...

gahahaha /facepalm

LLnL said...

Revenge done righ (evil laugh)

lisleman said...

very good - thanks for the laugh

The Write Girl said...

Hey Lazy King,

This is funny. Where do you hear these stories? I liked it.

Aves Photo said...

hahahhahahhaha thats how people in the army do it~!~~~

Don't Be a Slut said...

Great story!

And thanks for stopping by Don't Be a Slut!

Anonymous said...

this is funnay,

but I feel bad for the soldier I mean he is in AFGHANISTAN and his girlfriend was not faithful, beetch

Anonymous said...

Love it!

Anonymous said...

go back 30 yrs it was done on M*A*S*H ,hawkeye did it for a wounded soldier that got a dear john. need to come up with something new once in a while.

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