Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday…
- So we’re having you put to sleep.
Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can’t help but wonder…
- What the hell was I thinking
Thank you for being part of my life…
- I never knew what evil was until I met you!
Congratulations on your wedding day!…
- Too bad no one likes your husband.
Hooray…
- You’re divorced.
I just want you to know that I’m sorry for what happened…
- Especially since you survived.
Congrats on getting married…
- It’s not everyday you decide to ruin your life.
Someday I hope to marry…
- Someone other than you.
We have been friends for a very long time…
- What do you say we stop?
- So we’re having you put to sleep.
Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can’t help but wonder…
- What the hell was I thinking
Thank you for being part of my life…
- I never knew what evil was until I met you!
Congratulations on your wedding day!…
- Too bad no one likes your husband.
Hooray…
- You’re divorced.
I just want you to know that I’m sorry for what happened…
- Especially since you survived.
Congrats on getting married…
- It’s not everyday you decide to ruin your life.
Someday I hope to marry…
- Someone other than you.
We have been friends for a very long time…
- What do you say we stop?
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