Mean messages (part 1)

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1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life…
- I’ve changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life…
- I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am….
- That you’re not here to ruin it for me .

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go….
- Will you take the knife from my back? You’ll probably need it again.

5. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy….
- Did you ever find out who the father was?

6. When we were together, you said you’d die for me…
- Now we’ve broken up, I think it’s time to keep your promise.

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Mmm said...

OMgosh, thats hilarious. Love the father comment.

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