1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life…
- I’ve changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life…
- I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am….
- That you’re not here to ruin it for me .
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go….
- Will you take the knife from my back? You’ll probably need it again.
5. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy….
- Did you ever find out who the father was?
6. When we were together, you said you’d die for me…
- Now we’ve broken up, I think it’s time to keep your promise.
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- I’ve changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life…
- I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am….
- That you’re not here to ruin it for me .
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go….
- Will you take the knife from my back? You’ll probably need it again.
5. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy….
- Did you ever find out who the father was?
6. When we were together, you said you’d die for me…
- Now we’ve broken up, I think it’s time to keep your promise.
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1 comments:
OMgosh, thats hilarious. Love the father comment.
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