A chinese girl at a disco bar

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A man goes to a disco and starts chatting up a very attractive looking Chinese girl.

She appears to be all over him and soon asks him back to her place "for a coffee".

When they get to her flat she tells him to help himself to a drink while she slips into something more comfortable....

Just as he finishes getting the drink the sexy Chinese seductress returns wearing only a see-through negligee.

"I am your sex slave!" she says, "I will do absolutely ANYTHING you want"

Well the man is taken a little bit by surprise and can't believe his luck so he says: "I really fancy a 69"

"F**k Off" replies the girl, "I'm not cooking at this time of night."

4 comments:

LLnL said...

It took me a while to get it. Oh yeah... Chinese food. Confusion turned to a : )

Dutch donut girl said...

That's a great joke. Too funny!

Amusing Bunni said...

I didn't get it! But thanks to LLnL! It makes sense

LazyKing said...

When I read this, I laughed for at 10 minutes and everytime I read it's till funny.
too bad you didnt get it

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