A man goes to a disco and starts chatting up a very attractive looking Chinese girl.
She appears to be all over him and soon asks him back to her place "for a coffee".
When they get to her flat she tells him to help himself to a drink while she slips into something more comfortable....
Just as he finishes getting the drink the sexy Chinese seductress returns wearing only a see-through negligee.
"I am your sex slave!" she says, "I will do absolutely ANYTHING you want"
Well the man is taken a little bit by surprise and can't believe his luck so he says: "I really fancy a 69"
"F**k Off" replies the girl, "I'm not cooking at this time of night."
She appears to be all over him and soon asks him back to her place "for a coffee".
When they get to her flat she tells him to help himself to a drink while she slips into something more comfortable....
Just as he finishes getting the drink the sexy Chinese seductress returns wearing only a see-through negligee.
"I am your sex slave!" she says, "I will do absolutely ANYTHING you want"
Well the man is taken a little bit by surprise and can't believe his luck so he says: "I really fancy a 69"
"F**k Off" replies the girl, "I'm not cooking at this time of night."
4 comments:
It took me a while to get it. Oh yeah... Chinese food. Confusion turned to a : )
That's a great joke. Too funny!
I didn't get it! But thanks to LLnL! It makes sense
When I read this, I laughed for at 10 minutes and everytime I read it's till funny.
too bad you didnt get it
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