A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

3 comments:

cybeel said...

haaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa owwww my god! can't stop laughin! somebody help me

Dutch Sugar Babe said...

That is the best joke ever. BWHA-HA!

BlackSnow said...

lol :)) really X 2 funy

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