Old...never die

• Old academics never die, they just lose their faculties
• Old accountats never die, they just lose their balance
• Old accounts never die, they are deleted
• Old actors never die, they just drop a part
• Old alcaholics/drugs addicts never die, they just get wasted
• Old anthropologists never die, they just become history
• Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver
• Old architects never die, they just lose their structures
• Old assets never die, they just depreciate
• Old astronauts never die, they just go to another world
• Old atoms never die, they just decay
• Old bankers never die, they just lose interest
• Old bankers never die, they just want to be a loan
• Old baseball players never die, they just go batty
• Old baseball players never die, they just run their last lap