A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure he is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife. "Good God Dear" he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!
She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."
2 comments:
I always thougth that the milkman was my dad for the longest time. When my mom would get maddddd..she got maddd alot she'd always tell me she was going to give me back to the milkman....and I used to tell my friends that the milkman was my dad lololol to make her even more madddd hahahah. This was really funny and it reminded me of my youth and my dad AKA the milkman. Once, my dad actually said stop telling people the milkman is your dad because I'm your dad and I love you, and with a sneaky smile he said but I love the way it makes your mom madddd.....so we had an inside joke...I love my dad so much.
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Jb
really! hahaha then you must have lyao while reading this story.
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