Quickies

What is a girlfriend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.


Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no


Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied Sweetly,
"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE


1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions

2 comments:

cybeel said...

i love the 'yes and no' part LOL

3L said...

ditto to cybeel. I want to try that with hubby one day with the evil laugh.Wish me luck.

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