When insults have class

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
by Winston Churchill


“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
by Mark Twain


“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”
by Mark Twain


"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
by Forrest Tucker


“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”
by Oscar Wilde


“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
by Mae West