A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

12 comments:

Westerly21 said...

And I never guessed the end line......dugh!!

Good gag!!

GMP said...

I have the same jokes in my blog. http://dylit.blogspot.com/2009/04/10-husbands-still-virgin.html

LazyKing said...

@GMP I never saw it on your blog, thanks fopr your comment though

mannoy said...

nice post.

cybeel said...

what a lovely way to start my day :P you made me really laugh. thank you LazyKing...
still laughing :)))

Pavitra .... said...

hahahhah.....!!
thanks so much for making my day again...!!
:D :D :D

Frugal Art said...

i am soooo coming to this blog every morning with my cup of black tea!!!
i mean just the general assortment of stuff you have here is just so fitting for the name of the blog: i WAS bored...now i AM indeed unbored!

Bubbles said...

HaHAha Real Good one!
I sure am UNBORED now, Thanks

Amusing Bunni said...

Thanks for the Laugh, LK!
Very funny, also, like the pic of the squirrel ? whispering in the guys ear!

Dutch donut girl said...

Bwha ha ha. Great post.

Salacious Soul said...

AHAHAHA! I have shared this around the office. All the girls like it. All the guys don't.

HAHA

LazyKing said...

@Salacious, I received the same feedback at my job too.

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