How to become a Douchebag

Reactions :  

The look

--Take a membership at your favorite tanning salon
--Get ridiculous tattoos
--Put an entire pot of gel on your hair
--Wear a very bright t-shirt... everyday. (You have extra points if you wear the same t-shirt everyday)
--Wear bling bling
--Drive very big cars

The attitude

--Party hard, drink like crazy, create your own ridiculous dance moves and don't be afraid to show them at every occasions
--show your fancy mobile phone at every opportunity (and even when there is none...)
--Be obnoxious, listen to loud music, turn the volume to max, yell on public transit, fight in public and destroy your neighbors garden
--Remember: Women are inferior to you. Women are here for the entertainment and pleasure of men

Your motto: See that trashcan over there? Throw it! Why? Who cares?! It’s funny, and will impress the ladies!


Frugal Art said...

Does showing off your fancy mobile phone at every opportunity (and even when there is none...) count as well?

Could you please follow this one up with a post on the ludicrous ways that some people 'photoshop' their profile pics (i mean the whole neon colours, gel, killer glasses, shiny getup, et al)? with examples! it would make my day.

as i wrote in one of my previous comments, every morning i am going to come on this blog....this post was great.

Vipul (from Frugal Art...remember?? :) )

LLnL said...

That picture is grossing me out.

LazyKing said...

@Frugal art, great and funny idea. And of course I remember you :) thanks a bunch

Justsouknow said...

u are tooo funny your crackin me up!
Good work!

Nice guys finish last...or something like that said...

where did you get my high school graduation pic from? I deserve credit! lol

LazyKing said...

@Nice guys ..., I feel bad for you :P

Nice guys finish last...or something like that said...

well the look worked then! ha ha

Gail Alexander said...

Your description of a certain personality type is very "right on" - thanks...also very funny!

cybeel said...

it's unbearable

ayumi said...

wonderful work! the way you discuss the subject i'm very impressed. i'll bookmark this webpage and be back more often to see more updates from you.


Lee Shin said...

spot on with this write-up, i like the way you discuss the things. i'm impressed, i must say. i'll probably be back again to read more. thanks for sharing this with us.

Lee Shin

janice said...

thanks for sharing this article.

lee woo said...

I like your post a lot! You should write some more on this!Great job coming with such terrific post!

lee woo said...

Love it! Very interesting topics, I hope the incoming comments and suggestion are equally positive. Thank you for sharing this information that is actually helpful.


Leslie Lim said...

Thank you for the words of support on the post. I appreciate it.
Keep up the great work & happy blogging!


sarah lee said...

I really enjoyed reading your article. I found this as an informative and interesting post, so i think it is very useful and knowledgeable. I would like to thank you for the effort you have made in writing this article.

joy said...

I am so glad to be given a chance to read your wonderful article. Im looking forward to read more of your works and posts. You did a good job! Try to visit my site too and enjoy.

andrea chiu said...

Thank you for sharing your thoughts and for inspiring us. Keep it up and continue on what your doing. Visit my site too.

Thea Ava Martinez said...

Never surrender in every challenge ^_^ . Keep inspiring other people and sharing your knowledge :)

Post a Comment

Your comments make me HAPPY.
Everyone is free to say whatever he/she wants to say and there is no stoooopid word verification. Plus I'll make sure to leave you a comment as well.