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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."

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Teacher: Do you know the importance of period?
Kid: Yes, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

2 comments:

LLnL said...

LOL both are great but the first one took my by surprise.

IndianPie said...

Very funny :)

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