PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN
8:15
Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8:30
Weigh 5lbs. lighter than yesterday
8:45
Breakfast in bed, squeezed
orange juice and croissants
9:15
Soothing hot bath with
fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00
Light workout at club with
handsome, funny personal trainer.
10:30
Facial , manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
12:00
Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
12:45
Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.
1:00
Shopping with friends.
3:00
Nap.
4:00
A dozen roses delivered by florist.
Card is from a secret admirer.
4:15
Light workout at club followed
by a gentle massage.
5:30
Pick outfit for dinner.
Primp before mirror.
7:30
Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
10:00
Hot shower. Alone.
10:30
Make love.
11:00
Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15
Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN
6:00
Alarm.
6:15
Blowjob.
6:30
Massive dump while
reading the sports section.
7:00
Breakfast. Filet Mignon,
eggs, toast and tea.
7:30
Limo arrives.
7:45
Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15
Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
9:30
Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45
Play front nine at Augusta ,
finish 2 under par.
11:30 Blowjob
11:45
Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on
the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15
Blowjob.
12:30
Play back nine at Augusta ,
finish 4 under par.
2:15
Limo back to airport.
Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:20
Blowjob
2:30
Private jet to Nassau , Bahamas .
Nap.
3:15
Late afternoon fishing
excursion with topless female crew.
4:15
Blowjob
4:30
Catch world record light
tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
5:00
Jet back home. En route,
get massage from naked supermodel.
7:00
Watch Sportscenter.
7:30
Dinner Lobster appetizers,
1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
9:00
Relax after dinner with 1789
Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
10:00
Have sex with two
18 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:00
Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:45 Go to bed.
11:46
One last blowjob
11:59
Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
Watch the dog leave the room.
12:00
Laugh yourself to sleep
8:15
Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8:30
Weigh 5lbs. lighter than yesterday
8:45
Breakfast in bed, squeezed
orange juice and croissants
9:15
Soothing hot bath with
fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00
Light workout at club with
handsome, funny personal trainer.
10:30
Facial , manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
12:00
Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
12:45
Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.
1:00
Shopping with friends.
3:00
Nap.
4:00
A dozen roses delivered by florist.
Card is from a secret admirer.
4:15
Light workout at club followed
by a gentle massage.
5:30
Pick outfit for dinner.
Primp before mirror.
7:30
Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
10:00
Hot shower. Alone.
10:30
Make love.
11:00
Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15
Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN
6:00
Alarm.
6:15
Blowjob.
6:30
Massive dump while
reading the sports section.
7:00
Breakfast. Filet Mignon,
eggs, toast and tea.
7:30
Limo arrives.
7:45
Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15
Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
9:30
Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45
Play front nine at Augusta ,
finish 2 under par.
11:30 Blowjob
11:45
Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on
the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15
Blowjob.
12:30
Play back nine at Augusta ,
finish 4 under par.
2:15
Limo back to airport.
Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:20
Blowjob
2:30
Private jet to Nassau , Bahamas .
Nap.
3:15
Late afternoon fishing
excursion with topless female crew.
4:15
Blowjob
4:30
Catch world record light
tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
5:00
Jet back home. En route,
get massage from naked supermodel.
7:00
Watch Sportscenter.
7:30
Dinner Lobster appetizers,
1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
9:00
Relax after dinner with 1789
Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
10:00
Have sex with two
18 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:00
Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:45 Go to bed.
11:46
One last blowjob
11:59
Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
Watch the dog leave the room.
12:00
Laugh yourself to sleep
10 comments:
You missed out at 12:45: notice ex boyfriend's wife has gained 30 pounds and ex boyfriend behind her has lost all his hair and gained 60 pounds.Oh yay!!
Wanna know my favorite time of the day? It's 11:15 fall asleep in his big, strong arms. mmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
So I guess, I'm neither male, nor female!
King, I've got an award for you:
http://ahealthierwayofliving.blogspot.com/2009/06/piece-of-sky.html
it's at the end of the post!
So I am so not anywhere close to that perfect day...I got a little work to do!
These are funny, thanks!
thanks for dropping by and most especially for following my blog.. anyway, great posts.. a real way to unbore peeps..
kris
funny but quite true
what a fun and wonderful blog you have here. I certainly enjoy the jokes and art of the day
thanks for your visits to my blogs, much appreciated
LOL with tears in my eyes. I had my husband read it and we both keep cracking.Love it.
nah, I'll make my own perfect day
laugh out loud
bc
www.clownnumber5.com
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