Depressed at the bar

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Submitted by Mick

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"

4 comments:

BlackSnow said...

lol...=))..this one is really funny

Hit 40 said...

Good one!!! SO TRUE!!!

Amusing Bunni said...

At least he had some relatives to leave him something, I'm tapped out ;-(

Thuy said...

Eviiiil

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