++ You can't change a man -- unless he's in diapers.
++ What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
++ If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.
++ Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
++ Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
++ Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
++ Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
++ Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
++ If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
++ The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
++ If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him the checkbook.
Guys, stay tuned for your advices
++ What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
++ If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.
++ Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
++ Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
++ Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
++ Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
++ Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
++ If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
++ The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
++ If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him the checkbook.
Guys, stay tuned for your advices
3 comments:
Hee hee. Can't wait to see the advices list for the guys.
Thank u for your advices
Yey! Love these kind of posts!
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