Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both male and female."
This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?
She replies, Well, Honey, God is both Black and White.
Then he says, Mommy, is God a boy or a girl?
God is both a boy and a girl, Honey, she replies.
Mommy, is God gay or straight? he inquires again.
Getting a little irritated, the mother replies, Well, Honey, God is both gay and straight.
After thinking for a moment, Johnny looks up and asks, Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?