These "excuses" were compiled by

  • I'm too fat to get into my work pants.
  • I had to help deliver a baby on my way to work.
  • I cut my fingernails too short, they're bleeding and I have to go to the doctor.
  • God didn't wake me.
  • Employee was sad.
  • I couldn't find my shoes.
  • The ghosts in my house kept me up all night.
  • My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up
  • My cat unplugged my alarm clock.
  • I forgot what day of the week it was.
  • I forgot I was getting married today.
  • My son accidentally fell asleep next to wet cement in our backyard. His foot fell in and we can't get it out.
Really? What were they thinking??


StEC said...

Hahaha thanks I will have to remember a few of those and see if I can get them to work! :)

Anonymous said...

lol, me too

LazyKing said...

They have a lot of imagination...

Anonymous said...

"I forgot I was getting married today" that is sooo funny lollll

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