These "excuses" were compiled by CarreerBuilder.com
- I'm too fat to get into my work pants.
- I had to help deliver a baby on my way to work.
- I cut my fingernails too short, they're bleeding and I have to go to the doctor.
- God didn't wake me.
- Employee was sad.
- I couldn't find my shoes.
- The ghosts in my house kept me up all night.
- My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up
- My cat unplugged my alarm clock.
- I forgot what day of the week it was.
- I forgot I was getting married today.
- My son accidentally fell asleep next to wet cement in our backyard. His foot fell in and we can't get it out.
4 comments:
Hahaha thanks I will have to remember a few of those and see if I can get them to work! :)
lol, me too
They have a lot of imagination...
JAY
"I forgot I was getting married today" that is sooo funny lollll
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