I guess this is why I never let my mom wrote my school excuses. Sorry Mom :)
  • George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.
  • Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, so I had her shot.
  • Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral
  • Please exscuse John from being absent Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33
  • Please excuse little Jimmy from missing school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the Doctor.
  • Please excuse Wayne for being out yesterday. He had the fuel
  • It was my fault Mike did not do his math homework last night. His pencil broke and we do not have a pencil sharpener at home
  • John has been absent from school because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
  • Tommy wasn't in school yesterday because he thought it was Saturday
  • Please excuse my son. He will be out next week slaughtering goats for his manhood ritual. Thank you!
Maybe these parents were the ones who wrote the funny/bizarre excuses for missing work!


Anonymous said...

I'll e-mail this to your mom

LazyKing said...

Please don't!

Erin said...


LLnL said...

LOL! Great Times. That brings back memories. It was a thin line between love and hate for school. Never forged an excuse, just tried to exaggerate my symptoms to full my mom. Did not work for me.

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