13 ways to handle stress

1. When someone says "Have a nice day!" tell them you had other plans.

2. Make a list of things that you have already done.

3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

4. Dance naked in front of your pets.

5. Go shopping, buy everything, sweat in it, and return it the next day.

6. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

7. Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room.

8. Tattoo "Out To Lunch" on your forehead.

9. Stare at people through the lines of a fork and pretend they are in jail.

10. Refresh yourself; put your tongue on a cold, steel guardrail.

11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.

12. Write a short story using alphabet soup.

13. Make up a language and ask people for directions.