13 ways to handle stress

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1. When someone says "Have a nice day!" tell them you had other plans.

2. Make a list of things that you have already done.

3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

4. Dance naked in front of your pets.

5. Go shopping, buy everything, sweat in it, and return it the next day.

6. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

7. Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room.

8. Tattoo "Out To Lunch" on your forehead.

9. Stare at people through the lines of a fork and pretend they are in jail.

10. Refresh yourself; put your tongue on a cold, steel guardrail.

11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.

12. Write a short story using alphabet soup.

13. Make up a language and ask people for directions.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are funny Lazy!

Louis said...

lol, funny list!

Is the dancing naked in front of your pets for them or for you?

Admin said...

Very funny. But the other end, to whom you deal with, should have good awarenesses on stress management.

Sherin

LazyKing said...

Thanks guys for the comments and yes Louis maybe I will like that, lol

Razzle+Luigi said...

haha @ no.9 = FUN TIMES!!

Mr. Puddle said...

#13 kinda sounds like edthebassmaster's mumbles show.

these are funny.

Anonymous said...

hahaha to #4 9.
Thanks Lazy

LazyKing said...

Hey I'm glad you guys liked this post

LazyKing said...

And Thank you soooo much for your comments. You are the bestest among the best

cybeel said...

i like tattoo idea haa haa.
you're great

LLnL said...

I want to copy this list and apply it to my life. except dancing naked in front of my pet. Tink the cat already things I'm an idiot.

LazyKing said...

I just read this agian and it's still hilarious. Probably one of my favorite post here

Liggy said...

I've paged myself on the loudspeaker system at work just for the helluvit. It was boring and the big boss wasn't in the building anyway.

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