How to make Love

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One of my friends sent my this one.

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes, 4 Well-shaped legs, 4 Loving arms, 2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts, 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 Firm banana

Directions:
  • Look into laughing eyes.
  • Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
  • Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
  • Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
  • As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
  • The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
  • If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
  • Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
  • If cake rises, leave town.

hmm helpful?? :)

3 comments:

qihong said...

Yes, I find it very helpful indeed *winks*

jb said...

mmm...is this sex or cooking with martha stewart...i'm confused.....lol. i will post this on my fridge for later use or not lolol.

huggs
JB

LLnL said...

I can't get past the furred lined mixing bowl, but nice metaphor otherwise.

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