WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
--Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
--No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
--You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
--Both don't want any more kids.


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
--Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
--On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
--I'd run home and play dead. The next day! I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.


WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
--When they're rich.
--The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
--The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.


IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
--It's better for girls to be single but not boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
--Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.

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3 comments:

Louis said...

--You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

lol, great post!

LazyKing said...

thanks

Avery Smith said...

YES!! USE IT. Use that picture. I'd love you to. And you better make the new category books and peotry. Haha just say my blog name somewhere so if they like it they can check my blog out.

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